What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 10:47

Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
What are some sex stories from your college days?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you identify a woman player?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts