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11.06.2025 15:48

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
No way
Loons and Moons
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How can I decorate my house creatively?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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