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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 10:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Who's your celebrity crush?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

No go.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Oil rallies as Russia-Ukraine tensions offset OPEC+ output hike - Investing.com

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do you identify a woman player?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Anthropic Researchers Warn That Humans Could End Up Being "Meat Robots" Controlled by AI - futurism.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts